An englishman a frenchman and an african are all waiting in the maternity ward of a hospital whilst their wives give birth. The nurse comes out, and says to the 3 men, that everything went well, and they've all got healthy baby boys. "Theres a slight problem" she says, "unfortunately we forgot to tag the babies before they were put into the cribs, so we need your help identifying them" The men agree and walk into the room where the babies are. The Englishman walks straight up to the black baby, and says "This ones's definately mine, without a doubt" The african gives him a puzzled look, and says "surely that ones has to be mine" The english man replies "I see where you're coming from, but one of the other two is French, and I can't take the risk".

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