What's the worst DJ you've ever heard?

For me let's see. It was a female DJ who was spinning in Washington DC by the river in 2000. Im trying to remember her name. Anyways it really doesn't matter. She kept trainwrecking until they kicked her off stage and I went to listen to Christopher Lawrence.

Now that I think of it, maybe it was DJ Storm...though don't quote me on it, I'm probably wrong.

I don't want to bad mouth any names, but lets just say he dropped a hard dance version of "jingle bells" while opening up for BT...

omg... that should have been awfull

don't have one ,, yeah the DJ's who spin in discothekes,, are most of the times crap.

dischohekes? havnt heard th@ word since to 70's n e who. i must agree

michael splint, technicly

That will be Dj Furax if you ask me....

I heard him spin some jumpstyle @ Decibel 2004....man-o-man the guy couldn't beatmatch.....

That was the worst set I ever heard

Johan "Trainwreck" Gielen

Sounds like something Yoji Biomehanika would do.

The worst DJ I have ever seen was undoubtably Lemon Jelly a few months back. After a storming set from the Stanton Warriors, they proceeded to play 2 hours of rock, jungle, 70s disco, pop and cheesey trance, with some other random s**te thrown in to boot. Absolutely terrible.

Worst dj ive heard live was Misja Helsloot, i think he was just so drunk that he couldnt mix

Established dj I take it?

Sonique. She played crap very hard house records and then sang over them live, on the mic - that was her gimmick. Strong voice but not a nice one. Then she had a number 1 record in the UK for 6 weeks. I couldnt believe it!!

Lisa's Lashes and Pin Up second and third.

cant say ive heard any crap ones thank god. but who hell plays a trance version of "jingle bells"??????

dj mikey mike

Pete Tong

oh s**t! thats horrible!

From about 2001 onwards, its gotta be Judge Jules. Anyone who plays Face Down Ass Up over Rank 1 - Airwave needs shooting for the good of humanity.

BT with his laptop symphony...he wasn't even spinning...it was the lamest thing I ever saw...and the music he was...well program his computer was running took me nowhere...he was and his music was so boring that I couldnt even dance. I wish the tix came with a money back guarantee uggg

normally very open minded when it comes to dj's... but Tomcraft wasnt very good... played for a crowd of about 8000 and people wasnt very impressed.
Some people actually sat down waiting for him to finish...

90 % of the DJ from Romania ... but the Worst Dj is: Morandi ( in fact there are 2 dj in the project ) i hate them

such a big fest ? and he can't beatmatch ... that they even allow such dj's

Worst dj i ever heard ? , DJ Jean @ Trance Energy 2005

Bt Spiining A DJ Set He Is A Horrible Dj Great Live Act /Producer...

Keoki -He Was So f**ked Up Trainwreaked the whole night...

Almost every hungarian Dj who works in little town's club
But their music is all about s**t!

world worst DJ??

The aptly named Ivan Boreland at Libertys, Buncrana, Co Donegal. He's a cheesy tosser with an exaggerated ego

shiit lol. hes anot even at the top and already has an ego problem?

David morales by far ,I am glad he doesnt spin that often anymore!He might be a good producer but as a DJ he sucks !Last time i heard him play i fell asleep !The tracks he played and his mixing style were like a trip to kindergarden !Awfull!

DJ Crow

I listened to a set by him in 2003(downloaded it from his website)

transitions were awful

last saturday Blank&Jones were in a club near my home...it was so bad! U cant imagine!

dj sammy

Gosh thanks so much for this!!

I loved some of BT's earlier tunes, brilliant musician turned EM producer, but I seriously can't come at his latest release with his vocals.

He's touring here in a couple of weeks, and after your review my curiosity to go check out his laptop symphony, is no longer - I'll give it a miss. Cheers

Kazu Kumira - OMG!!

A couple of years ago Godskitchen had M.I.K.E. and Marco V playing their Heaven On Earth tour, and really it was at the time one of the most moving gig experiences I'd had the pleasure of. Two of my all time tunes were dropped.

Then in the closing hour Kazu stepped up to the decks - it was the MOST painful sound I'd ever heard - I read the reviews and was keen to hear his style, but it was nothing short of horrible noise!! I couldn't even escape, as it was 4am in the morning, and leaving the venue in order to get the @ 5.20am train to get me outa there was not a safe option.

that bites...really. pretty soon some djs arent even gonna use turntables... they're just gonna be sitting down in a chair in front of a computer and "mixing"

i heard it on one of fuzzion's set before

Judge Jules takes it for me this year, The night - Judgement Monday 15.08.05 BCM Planet Dance, Mallorca.... Trainwrecks, s**tty accepellas you name it he did it.... badly!

Dj Sammy in second - he suprised me with a few tunes he spun on the night but his mixing is poor and with a whole hour of his set with only his tunes the only thing to do is drink.... heavily! especially with whats her name he collabs with singing live

anyway enough of my rant

Yeah, Morandi sux big time, but they are not Dj's, they compose and play very stupid and commercial music.

Prob John 00 Flemming ¬¬¬¬

Where i work i heard some bad djs in the back room just cutting tunes into eachother and fading way to quick

4 me this year is Judge Jules
that guy can't even beatmatch & his tracks selection is bad - really bad
and he gets couple thousands 4 the gig - funny very funny

there was this one song where he did the whole bootleg thing.... it had the acappella from shiny disco balls. i thought it was actually pretty cool
http://www.judgejules.net/streaming_mixes/....03.pt.2.bb.wax