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DJPeru
1-Why does the sun make your hair lighter but your skin darker?

2-Why can't women colour their eyelashes with the mouth closed?

3-Why do you never read in the news "Medium wins Lottery"?

4-Why is Lemon juice made with artifitial flavours but the dishwasher powder made with real lemmons?

5-Why isn't cat food made of mice?

6-Why do they boil needles for lethal executions?

7-Why aren't planes made of the same material of the black boxes?

8-Why does the wool shrink when you wash it but nothing happens to sheep when it rains?

9-If flying is so safe, why do airports have "Terminals"?

10-Why do they call them apartments if they are all together?

11-Why do we press so hard on the keys of thr remote crontol when the batteries are running out?

12-When visibility is low while driving, why do we turn the radio off?

and the final question..

Why to close windows must we hit Start?

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Michcio
QUOTE(DJPeru @ Jul 6 2005, 07:56 PM)
9-If flying is so safe, why do airports have "Terminals"?

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A question from me: Who killed the Dead Sea? tongue.gif
ImpactPlayaz
QUOTE(DJPeru @ Jul 6 2005, 06:56 PM)
Why to close windows must we hit Start?

You could just press Alt+F4. wink.gif
djdiamond
QUOTE(DJPeru @ Jul 6 2005, 07:56 PM)
2-Why can't women colour their eyelashes with the mouth closed?

4-Why is Lemon juice made with artifitial flavours but the dishwasher powder made with real lemmons?

8-Why does the wool shrink when you wash it but nothing happens to sheep when it rains?

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Great ones!

Another one:

If salad oil is made of salad, then what did they use to make baby oil tongue.gif
TranceHeini
QUOTE(djdiamond @ Jul 6 2005, 07:50 PM)


Another one:

If salad oil is made of salad, then what did they use to make baby oil tongue.gif

they probably wash a baby and use the rest of the water for the oil laugh.gif rolleyes.gif
stevo
som real stuff to think about biggrin.gif

i can answer some smile.gif

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5-Why isn't cat food made of mice?


i heard that cats don't just eat mice, but they eat only the ones they catched themselves... (by a pussy specialist ph34r.gif )

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1-Why does the sun make your hair lighter but your skin darker?


this is just about pigmentation... i'm really not gonna try to explain this... it gets boring after 4 words tongue.gif

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12-When visibility is low while driving, why do we turn the radio off?


it's all about concentration... i do that too.. music is relaxing, but when you really need to concentrate on the view.. music is distracting... (dangerous) that's why... for me tho....
Bpmkid
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11-Why do we press so hard on the keys of thr remote crontol when the batteries are running out?


Cause there might be a little bit of juice left in them laugh.gif
murkinen
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2-Why can't women colour their eyelashes with the mouth closed?


strange...

let's wait for the answer of ukta girls tongue.gif

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11-Why do we press so hard on the keys of thr remote crontol when the batteries are running out?


because of anger...
PegaSus
QUOTE(murkinen @ Jul 6 2005, 10:33 PM)
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2-Why can't women colour their eyelashes with the mouth closed?


strange...

let's wait for the answer of ukta girls tongue.gif


cause it fails then hihihihi wub.gif

tongue.gif
nice ones Peru.
Dmin
QUOTE(DJPeru @ Jul 6 2005, 07:56 PM)
8-Why does the wool shrink when you wash it but nothing happens to sheep when it rains?

Sheep has a lanolin (waterproof wool grease) so the wool doesn't get wet smile.gif
Sprigan
laugh.gif great stuff mate
sandy_mar
QUOTE(PegaSus @ Jul 6 2005, 07:32 PM)
QUOTE(murkinen @ Jul 6 2005, 10:33 PM)
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2-Why can't women colour their eyelashes with the mouth closed?


strange...

let's wait for the answer of ukta girls tongue.gif


cause it fails then hihihihi wub.gif

Hahaa.. right Pega ! well that's why .. you need "to stretch" your face skin.. so your jaw goes down and you open your mouth, and the rimel doesn't touch your eyelides .. if you don't do that you'll probably fail .. biggrin.gif
tx101
QUOTE(sandy_mar @ Jul 7 2005, 02:14 AM)
QUOTE(PegaSus @ Jul 6 2005, 07:32 PM)
QUOTE(murkinen @ Jul 6 2005, 10:33 PM)
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2-Why can't women colour their eyelashes with the mouth closed?


strange...

let's wait for the answer of ukta girls tongue.gif


cause it fails then hihihihi wub.gif

Hahaa.. right Pega ! well that's why .. you need "to stretch" your face skin.. so your jaw goes down and you open your mouth, and the rimel doesn't touch your eyelides .. if you don't do that you'll probably fail .. biggrin.gif

do the same when putting in my contact lens
Mustang sAlly
QUOTE(DJPeru @ Jul 6 2005, 05:56 PM)
7-Why aren't planes made of the same material of the black boxes?

Because it wouldn't be able to lift off the ground biggrin.gif
Iceburgs
QUOTE(DJPeru @ Jul 6 2005, 05:56 PM)
8-Why does the wool shrink when you wash it but nothing happens to sheep when it rains?

If it never rained, sheep would be HUGE! biggrin.gif
SergS
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5-Why isn't cat food made of mice?

cause it's f**ing hard to catch the mouse wink.gif
Michcio
QUOTE(SergS @ Jul 7 2005, 03:30 PM)
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5-Why isn't cat food made of mice?

cause it's f**ing hard to catch the mouse wink.gif

I think it's because otherwise there wouldn't be enough mice for computers wink.gif
PegaSus
QUOTE(Michcio @ Jul 7 2005, 05:40 PM)
QUOTE(SergS @ Jul 7 2005, 03:30 PM)
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5-Why isn't cat food made of mice?

cause it's f**ing hard to catch the mouse wink.gif

I think it's because otherwise there wouldn't be enough mice for computers wink.gif

With that comment you can return your award immidiatly laugh.gif
Michcio
QUOTE(PegaSus @ Jul 7 2005, 06:22 PM)
With that comment you can return your award immidiatly laugh.gif

Too bad that you can't return yours tongue.gif
darude8000
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif very good
TacticalManual
QUOTE(ImpactPlayaz @ Jul 6 2005, 11:27 AM)
QUOTE(DJPeru @ Jul 6 2005, 06:56 PM)
Why to close windows must we hit Start?

You could just press Alt+F4. wink.gif

or press the damn x laugh.gif
Blinque
laugh.gif laugh.gif excellent!! laugh.gif
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