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darude8000

Jul 4 2005, 11:21 PM

A YOUNG MAN CALLED PETER INVITED HIS MOTHER FOR DINNER.
DURING THE COURSE OF THE MEAL, HIS MOTHER COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE HOW HANDSOME PETER'S FLATMATE WAS. SHE HAD LONG BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO AND THIS ONLY MADE HER MORE CURIOUS.
OVER THE COURSE OF THE EVENING, WHILE WATCHING THE TWO INTERACT,SHE STARTED TO WONDER IF THERE WAS MORE BETWEEN PETER AND HIS FLATMATE THAN MET THE EYE.

READING HIS MUM'S THOUGHTS, PETER VOLUNTEERED,
I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST BE THINKING, BUT I ASSURE YOU, SIMON & I
ARE JUST FLATMATES".

ABOUT A WEEK LATER, SIMON CAME TO PETER SAYING,
EVER SINCE YOUR MOTHER CAME TO DINNER, I'VE BEEN UNABLE TO FIND
THE FRYING PAN, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE SHE TOOK IT DO YOU?"
WELL, I DOUBT IT, BUT I'LL E-MAIL HER JUST TO BE SURE," SAID
PETER, SO HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE:

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER.

SEVERAL DAYS LATER, PETER RECEIVED AN E-MAIL FROM HIS MOTHER
WHICH READ:

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU
DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS
SLEEPING IN
HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM.

Iceburgs

Jul 5 2005, 01:00 AM

Ouch! He got punked!

PegaSus

Jul 5 2005, 08:34 AM

class

,, only female flatmates for me

Michcio

Jul 5 2005, 08:57 AM

Not only you couldn't find the frying pan, but you also were to lazy to turn off Caps Lock

djdiamond

Jul 5 2005, 10:04 AM

Good one

DJPeru

Jul 5 2005, 10:13 AM

hahahaha.. good one

stevo

Jul 5 2005, 10:26 AM

haha i heard that story before in another version

but this one is better

blackened_sky

Jul 5 2005, 11:30 AM

hehehehehe good stuff

tx101

Jul 5 2005, 11:40 AM

for a minute there I thought you where telling a story about something

that happened to you

Frant1c

Jul 5 2005, 11:40 AM

Lol! Nice one!

Sprigan

Jul 5 2005, 11:43 AM

hehe very funny

Michcio

Jul 5 2005, 12:01 PM

QUOTE(tx101 @ Jul 5 2005, 01:40 PM)

for a minute there I thought you where telling a story about something

that happened to you

So it wasn't about him?

PegaSus

Jul 5 2005, 12:09 PM

QUOTE(Michcio @ Jul 5 2005, 02:01 PM)

QUOTE(tx101 @ Jul 5 2005, 01:40 PM)

for a minute there I thought you where telling a story about something

that happened to you

So it wasn't about him?

A YOUNG MAN CALLED PETER

said enough

good one!

djdiamond

Jul 5 2005, 12:22 PM

QUOTE(PegaSus @ Jul 5 2005, 02:09 PM)

QUOTE(Michcio @ Jul 5 2005, 02:01 PM)

QUOTE(tx101 @ Jul 5 2005, 01:40 PM)

for a minute there I thought you where telling a story about something

that happened to you

So it wasn't about him?

A YOUNG MAN CALLED PETER

So his real name is Darude

sandy_mar

Jul 5 2005, 05:11 PM

lol !

murkinen

Jul 5 2005, 06:53 PM

QUOTE

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU
DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS
SLEEPING IN
HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM.

good one..

Dmin

Jul 6 2005, 01:16 AM

QUOTE(stevo @ Jul 5 2005, 12:26 PM)

haha i heard that story before in another version

but this one is better

Me too

It was ... instead of frying pan. Well, I don't remember what it was actually

Bpmkid

Jul 6 2005, 02:45 AM

Abdul

Jul 6 2005, 03:43 AM

QUOTE(Bpmkid @ Jul 5 2005, 10:45 PM)

SPAMPOST!

oh, and the joke was funny. that must really suck...

skelente

Jul 6 2005, 05:46 AM

Nice post, heard it before though. One I heard was with regular guy/girl roomates ya know....

Seavers

Jul 6 2005, 06:05 AM

ouch!punked!

king261

Jul 6 2005, 03:26 PM

ha ha thats funny

gextc

Jul 7 2005, 01:16 AM

good one

djpc

Jul 7 2005, 10:19 AM

Good one!

trance_addict2004

Jul 8 2005, 11:45 AM

well played I say, well played

Mustang sAlly

Jul 8 2005, 11:53 AM

That is a good one, the old ones are defo the best

dol

Jul 8 2005, 10:37 PM

Hahaha fell off my chair laughing!!! Thats good!

TacticalManual

Jul 9 2005, 11:29 PM

thats hilarious!!! @ least hes not gay, is he?

kelly*

Jul 10 2005, 12:03 PM

Lolz!

try to get out of that one now....

Gaz Jenkins

Jul 10 2005, 03:14 PM

Blinque

Jul 10 2005, 03:49 PM

QUOTE(PegaSus @ Jul 5 2005, 01:09 PM)

QUOTE(Michcio @ Jul 5 2005, 02:01 PM)

QUOTE(tx101 @ Jul 5 2005, 01:40 PM)

for a minute there I thought you where telling a story about something

that happened to you

So it wasn't about him?

A YOUNG MAN CALLED PETER

so it was a story about PHg then

starscream997

Jul 10 2005, 05:26 PM

QUOTE(Michcio @ Jul 5 2005, 08:57 AM)

Not only you couldn't find the frying pan, but you also were to lazy to turn off Caps Lock

Phantazm

Jul 10 2005, 06:49 PM

this joke is gay ...

. good laugh though

ImpactPlayaz

Jul 10 2005, 08:49 PM

Heard it before only it was a sugar bowl instead of a frying pan.

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