It Can Buy You A House
But Not A Home



It Can Buy You A Bed
But Not Sleep



It Can Buy You A Clock
But Not Time



It Can Buy You A Book
But Not Knowledge



It Can Buy You A Position
But Not Respect



It Can Buy You Medicine
But Not Health



It Can Buy You Blood
But Not Life



It Can Buy You A Partner
But Not A Friend



So You See Money Isn't Everything.



I Tell You This Because I Am Your Friend.
You Know You Can Trust Me.



And As Your Friend I Want To
Take Away Your Pain And Suffering.



So,
Send Me All Your Money
And I Will Suffer For You.



A Truer Friend Than Me You Will Not Find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE.




i Have such lovely friends.............

girls bring you bad luck....

send 'em to me

and you will have luck like you never had before...

true i never had luck with the lady's

what if a person reads this and sends all his/her money to this true friend

well, I believe there are dumbs like this in the world..

anyways, it is very well written..

money isn't everything...

This is a typical "Chain letter forward email" which is sended thorugh 1000's of emailadresses including some major virus which destroy's your computer

Apart from the ending it's very true.

+ 1


stevo may send some of 'em to me (and don't touch 'em)

It's a joke but so real content :mellow:

hah ... so true

boo nothing to read

money is being sucked out of my life at an alarming rate


my cat decided to almost die
I'm moving from Long Beach to San Fran meaning two rents on two places for one month
Move-in deposit
Moving fees
oh yeah and I'm going to Europe for 30 days....I'll have to rely on the kindness of strangers to buy me drinks

Account number?

Seen it before on a PowerPoint presentation

Do you take pesos?

all too true

where do I send my cash ......

Here

sure i'll give you the 'left-overs'


a woman is like a car.... you have to test it first before buying it

.. they are all true ..

As the saying goes, money can't buy you happiness.

Yep silly chain mail never see the last of them

what the .. has this have to do with money
stevo

YES!! i swear i can sell an imaginary action figure on E bay and people will actually pay like thousands.